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CHURCH OF BOB UK

In Bob We Trust - Bob's Official Site

Embracing Pigeon Rule

About Our Supreme Leader Bob

Bob Was Painfully Assembled With 2 Polystyrene Balls On A Wednesday. Later Adding Masking Tape Then, Finally Getting His Beak Painfully Added Using Hot Glue.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" - Bobs First Words Translated By - High Priest Tom

Our Supreme Leader Bob's Teaching's Focus On Happiness, Pride And Most Importantly Feeding The Pigeons

The Church Of Bob UK Was Formally Founded On A Wednesday, After Bob Was Finally Attached To His Stick By High Priest Tom

The Sacred Bobmandments

The First Bobmandment

You Must Feed The Pigeons

The Second Bobmandment

Eating Pigeon Or Chough Is Strictly Forbidden

The Third Bobmandment

Just Be Good Folks - It's Really That Simple

The Fourth Bobmandment

Bob Is A Barbie Girl

The Holy Bobble

This Is Kinda The Big Thing In This Religion Innit

"The Holy Bobble Is Awesome Folks You Should Read It - Bob